The inventors of the F1 mtb, Canfield Bros, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told them, "Since you've been such good mеn and your bike have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
They thought about it for a minute and then said, "we want to hangout With God."
St. Peter took them to the Throne Room, and introduced them to God.
God recognized The Canfield Bros and commented, "Okay, so you were the ones who invented the F1 Downhill bike, eh?!"
They said, "Yeah, that's us..."
God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, need a lot of effort to ride, and can't run
without a mountain?!"
The Canfields were apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
Well," said one of them, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God. "Hold on." God went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words
and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
the Canfield Bros, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
What's the moral!!?? Don't you dare to fuck around with God's deeds!:bulb: